Welcome to our little slice of paradise! Clear Lake Shores is probably one of the best kept secrets in the entire Bay Area. Yes we are an island. We are surrounded by Clear Lake, Jarbo Bayou and the Lazy Bend canals. Plug this in to Google Maps and you'll see what I mean 29.32' by 95.01' We are about half way between Galveston Island and the city of Houston and located in north Galveston county. I will try to keep us up on all the goings on that we can walk, boat, bike or drive our golf carts to. Very few things pi$$ me off but one of them is wasting my precious time. I'll try not to waste yours. Enjoy. ab

Friday, February 10, 2017

Goose Bumps

I got 'em. It's National Cream Cheese Brownie Day. I hope all this slobber doesn't mess up my keyboard.

Moons. We got 'em. Technically, it's full at 7:33 tonight. This one is a Snow Moon. So named because it is the full moon in the snowiest month. Not to be confused with the Beaver Moon. Aaaaand go. But that's not all, We get a partial eclipse, (mid eclipse at 7:44)  and a comet (45P) flyby. Everything I read says you'll need a telescope or a good pair of binocs. Sometime between midnight and 3 is supposed to be the best viewing. Look at Hercules' left arm. It'll be the blue-green thing with the tail. Happy hunting.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Saturday, February 11th, 8AM til 11AM It’s On!  Ready or not it’s time to kick off the 2017 season of fun with the 14th annual ManCake Breakfast! Men it’s that time, so drop the remote, grab your favorite spatula and I’ll provide the aprons. Saturday the 11th is Mancake time! To all you newcomers on our little pile of mud, ManCakes is when the guys treat the gals to breakfast and a cleanup. We’ll have a little something extra for the ladies and it rhymes with Himosas’. For the paltry fee of $3 (little kids) and $5 (big kids) you will be treated to the pancakes of your choice, Regular, Chocolate Chip, Pecan or Blueberry, bacon or sausage and a variety of beverages. Ladies all you have to do is show up and be catered to.

Dumbest shit I read today? Morons in Detroit. Determined to exercise their right to open carry but obviously to ignorant to do so.If you really think it's a good idea to wear a face mask while carrying you side are you are too stupid. I have no problem with open carry mind you but you will never see me wearing a freakin' balaclava while doing so. Uncle John said it along time ago, "don't start no shit, there won't be none". These punkin' heads were definitely trolling for trouble. It paid off. They're in jail. How'd they get to jail so fast you ask? Walked in. The voices in their head told them to go in to the local Police station, with masks on, carrying long guns and side arms to protest a ticket. Yes, Mr. Darwin, we are on our way...

Happy Friday Y'all!

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