Welcome to our little slice of paradise! Clear Lake Shores is probably one of the best kept secrets in the entire Bay Area. Yes we are an island. We are surrounded by Clear Lake, Jarbo Bayou and the Lazy Bend canals. Plug this in to Google Maps and you'll see what I mean 29.32' by 95.01' We are about half way between Galveston Island and the city of Houston and located in north Galveston county. I will try to keep us up on all the goings on that we can walk, boat, bike or drive our golf carts to. Very few things pi$$ me off but one of them is wasting my precious time. I'll try not to waste yours. Enjoy. ab

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

'Bout Time!

It’s National Margarita Day! Not a bad way to start a day, listening to Buffets Margaritaville on the radio. Ready? Stop guessing, 1977. Yeah, that's 40 years. Alan Jacksons version gets a solid shout out. I will pass on Sammy Hagars version and Freddy Fender should have treated it like a effin snake and left it the hell alone. Not counting your house who makes the best margarita around the lake? My vote goes to San Lorenzo’s on Marina Bay Drive. Top shelf, piedras con sal por favor. Sorry, it's my Duolingo kickin' in.

BBQ Cook-Off is Saturday. There are one or two spots still open so call Mark Today! Come on, let's see what ya got!

Guess who said it:
"...discussing President Trump's entreaties to the American people to remain skeptical of the press, Bzezinski worried that if the economy turns south, Americans may end up trusting him over the media. 
"And it could be that while unemployment and the economy worsens, he could have undermined the messaging so much that he can actually control exactly what people think," Brzezinski said. "And that, that is our job."
MSNBC. So now the question is who do you trust? Someone elected by your friends and neighbor or some d-bag who wrote the best resume? Cue vomit.

Special dumbest shit I’ve read. 
Maybe ever.

More college kids pledge to remove genitals if Trump builds wall
As reported previously, 2 students at The University of California stated that they would publicly remove their penis’ if Trump enforced the existing USA-Mexico border wall. In a continuance of this trend, 4 students at the University of Washington have promised to remove pieces of their reproductive anatomy if Trump builds the wall.
Washington Sophomore Trent Griliphaen said he was inspired by the movement at The University of California, and that he “thinks that Trump’s construction of the wall is just an extension of his penis, and an expression of Patriarchal rape culture. Really, by building the wall, we are raping the Mexican people, and I am no longer willing to be a perpetrator of rape culture. If I remove my penis, I am making a statement that I reject this mentality.”
Griliphaen was apparently the first student at UW to embrace this movement, and according to him, he has inspired three other male students to emasculate themselves, in public, when construction of the new border wall commences.
“I heard about what was happening in California, and new that this kind of movement could gain traction up here – we are a progressive state. I kind of feel guilty, I’m removing my penis, but one of the other guys is going to castrate himself, and he’s even considering taking off a couple of fingers” stated Griliphaen. 
With a little luck it'll happen before they breed

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