Welcome to our little slice of paradise! Clear Lake Shores is probably one of the best kept secrets in the entire Bay Area. Yes we are an island. We are surrounded by Clear Lake, Jarbo Bayou and the Lazy Bend canals. Plug this in to Google Maps and you'll see what I mean 29.32' by 95.01' We are about half way between Galveston Island and the city of Houston and located in north Galveston county. I will try to keep us up on all the goings on that we can walk, boat, bike or drive our golf carts to. Very few things pi$$ me off but one of them is wasting my precious time. I'll try not to waste yours. Enjoy. ab

Thursday, November 20, 2014



Did I mention that I attended the EDC meeting last week? They are quite informational and it was interesting getting the inside perspective. The main reason I went was because neighbor Jim was invited to address the EDC over his concerns about all the pollution at the Farmers Market. This happened at a past Council meeting and it was noted then that pollution studies had been completed as a condition of the sale. Well, I guess he forgot because he was not at the EDC meeting Thursday. Administrator George did make mention that the new pollution studies have been completed with no additional findings. At a cost of $1300 of your dollars. I did ask Council if there were means in place to seek remittance for a frivolous request from the Citizenry. You know the answer. Moving on.

The Landscaping &Beautification  Team is looking for more volunteers. If you or your green thumb is interested contact Councilman Hoerner or one of the Team.

From the Civic Club:
We will meet  9:30 Thursday morning (Nov 20) to decorate our entrance bridge - come and give Civic Club members help if you can

Stories and pictures  are needed for the on-line December ISLANDER - email submissions for consideration to this week!
Jan Finnerty Secretary

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
 1. The season opened today.
 2. There is no limit.
 3. They taste just like chicken.
 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music...or Jesus.
 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.


Anonymous said...

You failed to mention that neighbor Jim also said he was going to notify the IRS. One can only assume that he thinks money is being pilfered, or something. Again, he was invited to the EDC Meeting where he could have gotten all the details he wants, but he didn't show up.

That dude needs to realize that 90% of his old posse is either dead or moved away and he is a lone wolf howling, I mean crying, in the night. He needs to chill out and enjoy island life. If you pull up a deformed flounder throw it back. Only keep the good ones.

Anonymous said...

Neighbor Jim is a kook and he always has been in my humble opinion his son lives over on Forest I feel bad for him he seems to be fairly normal his dad must be embarrassing the crap out of him

Anonymous said...

Hillcountry formally known as North Shore is probably guiding neighbor Jim I don't think he's smart enough to do this on his own. Was Larry or Jean at the EDC meeting I know they're helping him out