Welcome to our little slice of paradise! Clear Lake Shores is probably one of the best kept secrets in the entire Bay Area. Yes we are an island. We are surrounded by Clear Lake, Jarbo Bayou and the Lazy Bend canals. Plug this in to Google Maps and you'll see what I mean 29.32' by 95.01' We are about half way between Galveston Island and the city of Houston and located in north Galveston county. I will try to keep us up on all the goings on that we can walk, boat, bike or drive our golf carts to. Very few things pi$$ me off but one of them is wasting my precious time. I'll try not to waste yours. Enjoy. ab

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Happy Friday Eve Yall

Did you vote yet? Why not? It can’t get any easier. And the nice ladies in the Club House have mint LifeSavers on the tables. And they only charge 50 cents apiece. Kidding. A quarter.

Reminder - the Island Wide Garage is this Saturday from 8 am - 2 pm. Tomorrow is the last day to register to assure getting your location on the map that will be handed out the morning of the sale. You can still register up to, and including, the morning of the event, but getting on the map gets your sale a little more attention.
Drop off your registration and $5 registration fee at 318 Pine Road.

Rock the Dock is tonight!
Tonight is Fal Skye

Ready or NOT it’s almost THAT weekend…Lights! Camera! Sashay!

Memorial Day Weekend is coming up!
Sunset on Sunday, May 27th is at 8:15 pm.
 That sounds like a good time to dress up like girls and race around the park!
 Everybody show up a little early (7:00) to prance around, criticize the ''ladies'' behind their
backs and politely compliment them to their pretty faces.  Maybe pose for a few pictures and
marvel at how they can walk in THOSE shoes.
 At 8:15 pm all contestants for the
7th Annual Clear Lake Shores Drag Race Extravaganza
will be called to the starting line!
Once they're on their marks and their ''get's" are set - THEY'RE OFF!
 One lap around Lowell Brown Sunset Park and back to the finish line.
Then one by one they'll go before the judges and this years Clear Lake Shores
DRAG QUEEN will be crowned!
 Everyone is welcome to enter.  Nothing is for sale, (except maybe a couple of
judges).  Nothing is off-limits.  (Please keep in mind that there will be plenty of children
and innocent eyes at the event - don't be too nasty....) Special thanks to Ann Reyna for leading the judging committee. 
It's a thankless job, but the bribes are good.....  ; )
We will post some hints about judging criteria next week. 
 This is a non-political event and there are plenty of off-island contestants and observers so let's have a good time, keep it clean and remember: we never discuss anything that happens at a party after the drag-race.  (Which reminds me - Glen Dowell, do you still have my bra?)

Todd and Bryan

The never ending story…….
So. 1. I ask everyone to wish Barb well. 2. She has me thrown in the slammer. 3. I sue her in small claims court because I can. 4. Her attorney sends me what I interpret as the legal equivalent of neener neener neener, I’m rubber you’re glue. 5. I have to go to my lawyer to discuss the next move. This is getting boring…

“Give me an army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win the war”. - U.S. General George S. Patton


Anonymous said...

From Ann Reyna: The other ladies who have agreed to be judges for the Drag Race are Jo Lynn Roberson, Diane Johnson, and Jennifer Moon. This year we'll have a little bling for the winner, in addition to the Leg Trophy!

Bryan said...

I personally brought back the leg trophy from New Orleans this past weekend. Last year's winner, Inetta, is 50/50 on whether she can make it in this year so I brought it back just in case. She did decorate it though.

Krystal Meth

DaveC. said...

Man have we got stuff, so come and get it Stuff and more stuff come by late afternoon on Friday or Saturday

repeat COME AND GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anonymous said...

Big Butt Barb can break a leg. She panders to insanity because she is not the brightest bulb on the island. Everyone's not so favorite crazy aunt.

If you checked w/a lawyer, but are representing yourself... send her attorney 5-6 letters and response filings. Her attorney charges by the hr per letter. All it costs you is time and a stamp, presuming you win and don't get hit with covering her legal fees.

I can't believe the dimwit thinks she somehow adds clarity or integrity to the island city council process. Walking, talking proof that denial is not just a river in Egypt.