Welcome to our little slice of paradise! Clear Lake Shores is probably one of the best kept secrets in the entire Bay Area. Yes we are an island. We are surrounded by Clear Lake, Jarbo Bayou and the Lazy Bend canals. Plug this in to Google Maps and you'll see what I mean 29.32' by 95.01' We are about half way between Galveston Island and the city of Houston and located in north Galveston county. I will try to keep us up on all the goings on that we can walk, boat, bike or drive our golf carts to. Very few things pi$$ me off but one of them is wasting my precious time. I'll try not to waste yours. Enjoy. ab

Thursday, October 13, 2011


Good Luck to all our friends and neighbors who are sailing in the Harvest Moon Regatta! Go get 'em Caldwells!!

From the Civic Club:
Spaghetti dinner Saturday, October 15.

Help needed with table decorations - be at the club house at 2:00 pm.

Clean up help needed for 8:00 PM - 3 people are needed please
From the Office:
Dear Community Leaders,
The Child Safety and Health Committees have been working hard on this year’s event and we are ready to roll. We are expecting a banner event, over 40 participating vendors; Moody Gardens, Texas City and LaMarque Police Departments will be doing safe child fingerprint and The Burn House will demonstrate fire safety and much more.  The event is free and open to all Galveston County kids. 
 I am asking your help in getting the word out by sending the attached poster to your members via the weekly Newsletter and for those with media marquee boards to announce the event.
 Your help would be greatly appreciated.
 Doreen Hughes, President
Off:  409-978-2440
Fax:  409-978-2439    
A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked
over the menu....
+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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