Welcome to our little slice of paradise! Clear Lake Shores is probably one of the best kept secrets in the entire Bay Area. Yes we are an island. We are surrounded by Clear Lake, Jarbo Bayou and the Lazy Bend canals. Plug this in to Google Maps and you'll see what I mean 29.32' by 95.01' We are about half way between Galveston Island and the city of Houston and located in north Galveston county. I will try to keep us up on all the goings on that we can walk, boat, bike or drive our golf carts to. Very few things pi$$ me off but one of them is wasting my precious time. I'll try not to waste yours. Enjoy. ab

Friday, May 20, 2011

It's Friday!

In anticipation of the 7th (you read it right) Clear Lake Shores Drag Race here’s a treat just for you. New to the Island? The race is held at Lowell Brown Sundial Park as close to sunset as we can get it. It will be Sunday, May 29th. There is no set time since it’s a lot like herding chickens. If you have never been you need to know to get there early for parking. Best bet is to share a ride with someone because it is crazy. Is that redundant?  The judges are selected on site and at random so save your breath. It is kid friendly in a weird, twisted sort of way. Like kissing your aunt with a mustache on the lips. You know, the one that smells like stale tobacco…..hey it’s not MY aunt!
This from City Administrator Paul Shelley. Our Island Wide clean up will begin this afternoon. Three large dumpsters have been placed at the Boat Ramp, the Swimming Pool Parking Lot and on the lot at Forest and Clear Lake Road.

NO hazardous waste, NO contractor trash and NO household garbage (including electronics).

Time to clean out the garage!

Anybody out there watching the guy claiming the end of the world is tomorrow? Do I have time to run to the whisky store?  Anybody stop to think about what if he’s right?

 Medical News.....
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that    
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on    
where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged     
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more      
attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his   mouth while he is on fire.                                                                                                                          
 No further studies are expected.                                          

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