Welcome to our little slice of paradise! Clear Lake Shores is probably one of the best kept secrets in the entire Bay Area. Yes we are an island. We are surrounded by Clear Lake, Jarbo Bayou and the Lazy Bend canals. Plug this in to Google Maps and you'll see what I mean 29.32' by 95.01' We are about half way between Galveston Island and the city of Houston and located in north Galveston county. I will try to keep us up on all the goings on that we can walk, boat, bike or drive our golf carts to. Very few things pi$$ me off but one of them is wasting my precious time. I'll try not to waste yours. Enjoy. ab

Monday, April 18, 2011

Happy Monday?

A Heads up for a lost pet. Date: Friday, April 15, 2011, 9:39 PM
 “…. I don't know if you still send out emails about missing pets, but I just talked to some ladies from Lazy Bend who are missing a gray Schnauzer (with cancer).  She has been missing since this afternoon.  Their email is “….
Well that was a perfect weekend weather wise. John and Carol? You missed what was definitely the best weekend in a long time! It was a good weekend to stay on the Island. Did anyone else enjoy the traffic caused by the Kemah Crawfish Festival? From my 40 minutes of trying to get to Seabrook and back it looked like a huge success. They definitely need a plan B for traffic though. Did anyone go? Pons went on Saturday, How were the mudbugs Mike?

Well it seems another one of our elected officials has decided that our laws are for other people. I know we get a lot of wiggle room with our golf carts and some of the carrying on but the bottom line is you must be a licensed driver to operate a golf cart on a public roadway and her son is 13. Councilwoman, either change the law or stop breaking it! And while I’m on my soapbox, Hey Bart I’d go bang on City Councils desk at the next meeting and ask them why you had to move your trailer, Like Rob had to move his and Craig had to move his but our other junior councilman  doesn’t have to move his trailer or clean up his trash pile on Aspen? smells like low tide……..

My grand-daughter is giving away her two hamsters plus the cage.   They need a good home...anyone interested call Pete Carrothers  at 281-796-2438

See the Space Station April 18
Viewers in the JSC area will be able to see a good passes of the International Space Station:

Monday, April 18, 8:12 p.m. (Duration: five minutes)
Path: 11 degrees above SW to 11 degrees above NE
Maximum elevation: 83 degrees

Boudreaux died in a fire at his house and his body was badly burned.
The coroner needed someone to positively identify the body, so they sent
for Boudreaux's two best friends, Thibodeaux and Fontenot.
The three men had always done everything together.
"Thib" arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Thibodeaux said,
"Yah, his face is burned up pretty bad, yeah. Mais, you better roll him over
so I can be sure it's Boudreaux."
The mortician rolled him over, and "Thib" said, "Nope, dat ain't Boudreaux."
The mortician called the coroner to give him the news. "Wal, see what Fontenot
says and call me back", replied the coroner.
Fontenot looked at the body And said, "Yah, he's pretty well burnt up, yeah.
Turn him over." The mortician rolled him over and Fontenot said,
"No, dat ain't mah podnuh,"Boud"."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Fontenot said, "Well, dat's easy. "Boud" had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician in amazement.
"Yah, I ain't never seen 'em, but everybody knew he had two assholes.
Lots of times when we went walkin' around town, I heard folks say,
"Here comes Boudreaux wit' dem two assholes."

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