What the heck. It's NATIONAL NAME YOURSELF DAY
National Name Yourself Day is observed each year on April 9. To celebrate, you are allowed to give yourself a new name for one day. If you have ever wondered what it would be like to have a different name, this would be the day to find out. If you like your name and do not want to play along, you can try a nickname instead. The nickname might just stick with you.
Pick yourself a new name and use #NationalNameYourselfDay to post on social media.
SO we're sitting in the basement, that's how i refer to the space under the house not under ground, with some neighbors. They get ready to leave and Lauren spots a water leak over by the bar. Sure enough there's a spray coming down. Problem is there is no water line in the vicinity. This won't end well. After a minute or so it slows and stops. MJ goes up to the deck to see if we sprung a leak from there but no. I am really not liking this. Yesterday W and I drop the cover boards between the stringers and go searching for the cause of the leak. Remember when I said this was not going to end well? As the cover board drops so does a turd. A big 'un. People size, Then another and a third turd is hanging in some romex. One petrified mouse carcass and a whole lot of other "stuff" rains down on us. We are not amused. I immediately rule myself out as having dropped a deuce in such a small space but I need to quiz the teenager. He has an alibi. When we moved in we had 'possums in the attic so I know well what 'possum poop looks like. Dogs are out. Squirrels? not a chance. Wyatt, google raccoon scat and find out if they eat mice. Two minutes later it's Raccoons 2 Me 0. Not in a million years. Not until Wyatt informed me that the night before He spotted a Coon on the deck, rear paws on the deck, front paws on the rail. That's a 5 year old! Now the do-do's are making sense. So now we get to make the call, Coons or Rats. Trash Pandas it is.