I'm still OK with fake news allegations but Alternate Facts is too much. I know lawyers live for it and almost anything can be spun. But the short version is President Trump gets a No vote today. Everyone who gives a shit about the crowd count on the mall raise your hand. Raise both hands if you care whos' numbers are closer. Report what you know and leave it. Please don't ever use the term Alternate Facts again. It just sounds like crap and gives your number one enemy, CNN, something else to shoot at.
It's National Pie Day! Pecan is mine, with a real Key Lime a close second.