NATIONAL ABSURDITY DAY
Did I mention that I attended the EDC meeting last week? They are quite informational and it was interesting getting the inside perspective. The main reason I went was because neighbor Jim was invited to address the EDC over his concerns about all the pollution at the Farmers Market. This happened at a past Council meeting and it was noted then that pollution studies had been completed as a condition of the sale. Well, I guess he forgot because he was not at the EDC meeting Thursday. Administrator George did make mention that the new pollution studies have been completed with no additional findings. At a cost of $1300 of your dollars. I did ask Council if there were means in place to seek remittance for a frivolous request from the Citizenry. You know the answer. Moving on.
The Landscaping &Beautification Team is looking for more volunteers. If you or your green thumb is interested contact Councilman Hoerner or one of the Team.
From the Civic Club:
We will meet 9:30 Thursday morning (Nov 20) to decorate our entrance bridge - come and give Civic Club members help if you can
Stories and pictures are needed for the on-line December ISLANDER - email submissions for consideration to firstname.lastname@example.org this week!
Jan Finnerty Secretary
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music...or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.