IslandDrumz

Welcome to our little slice of paradise! Clear Lake Shores is probably one of the best kept secrets in the entire Bay Area. Yes we are an island. We are surrounded by Clear Lake, Jarbo Bayou and the Lazy Bend canals. Plug this in to Google Maps and you'll see what I mean 29.32' by 95.01' We are about half way between Galveston Island and the city of Houston and located in north Galveston county. I will try to keep us up on all the goings on that we can walk, boat, bike or drive our golf carts to. Very few things pi$$ me off but one of them is wasting my precious time. I'll try not to waste yours. Enjoy. ab

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

It's Pumpkin Cheesecake Day



Or is it Punkin?

This could be interesting. I can’t wait to hear the results. Jim’s on the agenda again tonight. I hope he doesn’t take as long as last time. Come in peace, quicker.

This was fun

And this is for Stephanie

On deck:
City Council Meeting Tuesday Night
Police Departments Halloween Party



Civic Club BBQ Cook Off 
November 8th. Looking for Teams that think they know what they're doing... 



Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1.    If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2.    If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.

3.    If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.

4.    If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5.    If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim.

6.    If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7.    If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.

8.    If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9.    If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, you may be a Muslim.

10.    If you find this offensive and don't forward it, you may be a Muslim.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

The banners look great Ronnie. Can we keep the marine blue going in other areas?

Anonymous said...

So, is it going to cost us another $2,600 every time Jim comes in peace?

Anonymous said...


Let's all decide to IGNORE Jim.

Anonymous said...

This is such a great forum to bash those that need a bashing.

Along those lines, did anyone enjoy voting AGAINST Wm. Young for "Judge" as much as I did?

Anonymous said...

I hope the timer is set for 5 mins. and when it dings, Jim has to shut up.

Anonymous said...

I love the racism jokes. Racism is hilarious and I'm glad it's making a comeback. Unfortunately though, the racist hateful jokes that you attribute to Jeff Foxworthy actually aren't Jeff Foxworthy jokes. I know, I know - you saw it on the internet so it must be true. But, it's not. Verify with Snopes if you careto. But for me keep the racist stuff coming! I love it. Like Jesus said - fuck y'all if you aint like me!

Anonymous said...

This was a joke about religion, not race. Not the same thing at all, genius. (Are you a muslim?)

Anonymous said...

Since the stupid jokes were about religion and you saw racism I'm pretty sure that makes you the racist.

Anonymous said...

Jokes that hinge on bigotry, racism, intolerance, all of that - it's all showcased and then cheered on by the usual suspects here. And if you speak out against this ignorance, it's pile on time. These folks find ways to defend their comments. A bunch of bullies. And they have a proud leader. You might think for a second you're in Pasadena or Jasper sitting at the Sonic eating chili cheese fries with some toothless dude who is quoting bible verses and asking you to attend a rally that can only be reached on a four wheeler. But he'll no. Your in Clear Lake Shores. Unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

OMFG and just how exactly do you defend your intolerance you sanctimonious , self righteous fuck.
Do the real world a favor and shut the hell up you human stain. If you laugh you laugh, if you don't move on. Share the planet asshole.

Anonymous said...

Just to clarify: those opposing bigotry are self righteous fucks, sanctimonious, intolerant assholes, and human stains and should shut up.

Unfortunately those old and tired insults merely expose the weakness of your position. A person's religion, ethnicity, or race should be respected, not attacked. Remaining silent when faced with bigotry fools the bigots, making them believe that their ignorance is acceptable.

Anonymous said...

If they decide to take your house, kill your children and sell your wife to slavery just be tolerent. That will show them

Anonymous said...

I believe I've come up with the perfect solution to end the tide of illegal immigration from our southern border...use the border as a toxic waste dump (nuclear waste, too). Now I'll have my morning coffee and wake up.