COMMUNITY GARDEN COORDINATOR NEEDED - the daily volunteer time slots are all filled - what is needed is a coordinator! Reply to firstname.lastname@example.org if you are interested in this community service opportunity and a member of the Parks Committee will be in touch
THANKSGIVING DINNER CHAIR PERSON OR PERSONS - the really big day is November 16. The good news is we have many, many dedicated volunteers to help with this undertaking, and a detailed "play book" of what needs to be done.
We've had a lot of practice!
The turkey cookers are ready to go. We need YOU or a committee to chair this event. Reply to this email if you are willing to Chair or serve as co-chair of this event, - see Allan Batchelor or Jan Finnerty.
Jan Finnerty Secretary
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie