This is your last chance to come up with a) an excuse or b) a chili recipe. Lord knows I’ve heard and used my share of excuses but I never get tired of making fun of them. I mean who can forget Adelia’s “chili” in a used gas can? Yeah hon, I’m sure it was the plastic taste that kept you from winning and no, it wasn’t that clean. Then there’s Jeremy’s famous, for all the wrong reasons, bologna & beer soup/chili. My chili has a first name its O S C A R….. And nobody, but nobody can get hair off a cat better than Wisnoski! Ever since he stopped with the cheese grater and went to the potato peeler………hey Wis, kill it first next time, it won’t bite so hard. If you have yet to RSVP to our Host you really should take the time to do so. Remember what happens if you wait too long you have to set up next to Rob and his coriander concoction that he calls chili,chilli,Chile,chilly,chily,chillie. Chiley. If the smell of burning hair doesn’t bother you I guess it’s no biggie.
This is where I should remind you that standing on concrete all day is good for your posture but when you’re as old and fat as I am sitting is OK too but you damn well better bring your own chair. I’ll have Rolaids for a buck a piece after the judging and Larry is has rented a stomach pump. I’ve never seen one with a kick start on it.
Enjoy your week and we’ll see y’all Saturday!!
Don’t forget to RSVP to Craig & Raynel Ward firstname.lastname@example.org or 281 3OO 3541
The Civic Club Mardi Gras Golf Cart Parade is ON! Just heard from our Mistress of Ceremonies, Sam, and she has declared February 9th, a Saturday, as Parade day. Lineup will begin at 11 with roll out at Noon. We’ll hammer out the details and post them here as soon as I get ‘em. Now is a perfect time to remind everyone of a few ground rules. First and foremost NO open containers. I shouldn’t even have to say that but it’s a habit. Next, Only Licensed drivers can be behind the wheel. Hear me mom and dad? NOW is the perfect time to renew your membership dues and yes I will happily accept your dues that morning. Why did I add this item you ask? This parade is open to everyone who wants to come out and join in the fun. The more the merrier. But it is a Club function and all prizes go to Club members only. We’ve been a tad lax on this provision in the past but we need to get back to basics. If you are in doubt about your status ask me, I’ll find out for you. Short version, The Civic Club functions off your dues. If you’re having fun please consider pitching in.
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