IslandDrumz

Welcome to our little slice of paradise! Clear Lake Shores is probably one of the best kept secrets in the entire Bay Area. Yes we are an island. We are surrounded by Clear Lake, Jarbo Bayou and the Lazy Bend canals. Plug this in to Google Maps and you'll see what I mean 29.32' by 95.01' We are about half way between Galveston Island and the city of Houston and located in north Galveston county. I will try to keep us up on all the goings on that we can walk, boat, bike or drive our golf carts to. Very few things pi$$ me off but one of them is wasting my precious time. I'll try not to waste yours. Enjoy. ab

Monday, April 30, 2012

Jury Duty


Well Jury Duty was fun. I mean it. It was a lot like any neighborhood get together. Almost all familiar faces. Most of them smiling. Then I went next door and did a little early voting. A short hop around the corner to the Fire Station and voila! A Trifecta. I’m all civic now.

My sincere condolences to the Nash and Perkins families. I am sorry for your loss.

Neighbor Curtis is calling for the lost Kitty’s owner. He says he will feel real bad for a very short period of time after he calls Animal Control. Shields ask your neighbor to check out this kitty pic before it’s too late.


Here’s some more voter info:
I think this is for Primary Voting Check with the Office in doubt.
Mon-Fri: May 14-18 - 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Sun: May 20 - 1 p.m. - 6 p.m. Sat: May 19 - 7 a.m. - 7 p.m. Mon-Fri: May 21-25 - 7 a.m. - 7 p.m.

Here’s a first draft of what I’m positive should be a new form available in the office. 

HURT FEELINGS REPORT
DATA REQUIRED BY THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974
AUTHORITY:                       Sections of Local Government and the Texas Constitution
PRINCIPAL PURPOSE:      To assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings, and to provide leaders with a list of citizens who require counseling, leadership, and extra taxation.
ROUTINE USES:                 For local leader development. Leaders & whiners should use this form as necessary.
DISCLOSURE:                    Disclosure is voluntary, but repeated disclosure may result in a Form 779-1A, Report of Wall To Wall Counseling
PART I – ADMINISTRATIVE DATA
A. WHINER’S NAME (Last, First, MI)
B. DATE OF BIRTH
C. SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
D. DATE OF REPORT
E. ORGANIZATION
F. NAME & TITLE OF THE PERSON FILLING OUT THIS FORM
PART II – INCIDENT REPORT
A. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT
B. TIME OF HURTFULNESS
C. LOCATION OF HURTFUL INCIDENT
D. WITTNESS SYMPATHETIC TO WHINER
E. NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN WHO HURT YOUR SENSITIVE
FEELINGS
F. JOB TITLE
G. ORGANIZATION (if different from 1e above)
E. INJURY (Mark all that apply)
1. WHICH EAR WERE THE WORDS OF HURTFULNESS SPOKEN INTO?
q LEFT   q RIGHT   q BOTH
2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE?
q YES    q NO   q MAYBE
3. DID YOU REQUIRE A “TISSUE” FOR TEARS?
q YES    q NO    q  MULTIPLE                 
4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY?
q YES    q NO   q MAYBE
F. REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT (Mark all that apply)

I am thin skinned

The Town needs to fix my problems

Two beers is not enough

I am a wimp

My feelings are easily hurt

My hands should be in my pockets

I have woman/man‐like hormones

I didn't sign up for this

I was not offered a hug

I am a crybaby

I was told that I am not a hero

No one listened to me whine

I want my mommy

The weather is to cold

All of the above and more

G. NARRATIVE (Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt.)

PART III AUTHENTICATION
a. PRINTED NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN
b. SIGNATURE
c. PRINTED NAME OF WHINER
d. SIGNATURE
We, at the Town, take hurt feelings seriously. If you don't have someone who can give you a hug and make things all better, please let us know and we
will promptly dispatch a "hugger" to you ASAP.  In the event we are unable to find a "hugger" we will notify the fire department and request that they send fire personnel to your location.  If you are in need of supplemental support, upon written request, we will make every reasonable effort to provide you with a "blankey", a "binky" and/or a bottle if you so desire.















Here's what's on the agenda for tomorrow.

 Eleven more days...

4 comments:

Bev E said...

So let me try to understand this....

As far as Jackie Fuller is concerned he does not live in the city? So has he has been fraudulently representing you all this past year? If he doesn't live in the city then how can he be re-elected?

I am sure one of you will enlighten me on this subject.

DaveC. said...

Tami Perkins, I am sorry for your loss if there is anything we can help with just let us know.

Adelia and DaveC

Craig said...

I think they are saying they are in the city but Tindle is a private rd like a driveway. I guess they want to maintain it wit their pocket money. That's mt take anyway. I don't understand where they are going with this but it doesn't affect me as far as I can tell so at this point I really don't care. I guess we will learn more tomorrow. Looks like a whole lot of nonsense over nothing. We will see tomorrow.

Suzanne said...

To Craig, Bev and all the other rational residents,

I am wondering how much of our precious time has been wasted trying to figure out what certain members of Council are thinking. To say nothing of the time wasted trying to figure out NS. At least it ends tonight (to some extent) with this being Jackie's and Tami's last CC. Finally the end of the error!