A big fat welcome home to neighbor Suzanne. We missed your face hon. Anyone have a Ms. Val update?. Sounds like neighbor Malcolm on Tindel is recovering nicely.
Seriously? Someone has a problem with a covered bus stop for the kids? Really? I mean Really?! I guess it takes all kinds to fill up an island.
Don’t forget about the voter registration drive this Saturday. Maybe we can get some of the folks who are interested in running show up and tell us why they deserve your vote. Speaking of..
Looks like we have 3 souls registered to run for the 3 council seats in 64 days. Councilman Sowrey is in, Neighbor Charlie Russell on Narcissus has put his hat in the ring. To the best of my knowledge this will be Charlies first foray into the inner workings of our fair city. He’s been a resident for very long time so I guess he figured it’s his turn in the barrel. Brian Chernecke has put his hat in also. Brian’s been here for quite a while too. He has served on the EDC and was appointed to a vacated Council seat by then Mayor Guthrie. Good luck men.
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women - one from England, another from Wales, and the other from
Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on, feeling pleased
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No." So she gave him a kiss and walked on, feeling
The Scottish woman came to him and said, "ave ya ever been fooked,
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in."