Happy Birthday to Ken. He's 50. No not him, Barbies toyfriend. That Ken. Did you know his last name is Carson? Why did you know that? Did you know he has a younger brother? A much younger brother named Tommy. 37 freakin’ years younger. Bet Mr. Carson was surprised. Freak show.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…..
Set your clocks back when you go to bed Saturday. I don’t care how far back you set them. Try 1993. If you are driving over Spring Break next week please be careful. I know most of you are good drivers, it’s the knot heads you have to look out for. Notice I said most. Some of you suck. Try to remember this little tidbit. They are still stop signs no matter what you’re driving. Next weekend is the Jerky Fest at Lowell Brown-Sundial Park.
A Shout out and happy birthday to real people and long time friends Beth and Gene. We’ll see y’all Saturday.
See the rest of you tonight at sunset!